"ROMance"
by zircon (Andrew Aversa)

LYRICS:
(ROBOT VOICE)
Male: Hello q-t. Those are some big monitors you have there.
Female: Oh do you like them. I just had them upgradedyesterday.

(VERSE)

We're at the arcade
We're playing Time Crisis II, yeah
And I keep on losing lives
Cause I'm in love with you

I sold my PC to get you
A nintendo Wii
And all that I want to hear is
You'll go out with me

(CHORUS)

I spent six whole days
In a row pirating
The software that I used to write this
And I hope you will know
That the torrents were slow
But I'd do anything to get you, girl

(ROBOT VOICE)
Male: Female within proximity. Calculating romantic data. Processing. Processing. Found.

(VERSE)

I remember when you asked me to
Co-host your podcast
We edited audio all night
And had a blast

We should go outside
But I've got allergies all year
And plus it's more fun
To just watch Voyager in here

(CHORUS)